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Miss Independent... Miss if you want to use that line you better not start   
08:36pm 15/02/2006
  World... meet Kelly Clarkson.


... we're in love.
 
     

(16 Wishes | for wings that work)

 
tequila is a terrible thing...   
03:04pm 27/10/2005
  i was never gonna post in this thing again...
but this is too good to let pass... this is what i came home to last night:
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oh ben homola!
 
     

(10 Wishes | for wings that work)

 
   
01:53am 06/10/2005
  fuck this thing. hang yourself.  
     

(4 Wishes | for wings that work)

 
edit: A CALL TO ACTION!!!   
09:46pm 29/09/2005
 


PLEASE HELP ME AND ADD THIS BANNER TO YOUR MYSPACE PROFILES. leave a comment and i'll send you the code. as soon as i get the first pressing of shirts in, I'll have someone model them and get pictures up on the myspace page and let you know how you can get your hands on them until the online store goes up. fall in love. stay in love.

wayne o'clock
 
     

(3 Wishes | for wings that work)

 
somewhere between a fashion statement and falling in love...   
03:00am 26/09/2005
 
mood: excited
THREE O'CLOCK CLOTHING CO. is coming...
 
     

(3 Wishes | for wings that work)

 
i have nothing of my own to say...   
07:54pm 25/09/2005
 
mood: envious
music: panic! at the disco
Well Is it still me that makes you sweat?
Am I who you think about in bed?
When the lights are dim and your hands are shaking as you're sliding off your dress?
Well Then think of what you did.
And how I hope to God he was worth it.
When the lights are dim and your heart is racing as your fingers touch your skin.

I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch...a better fuck
Than any boy you'll ever meet.
Sweetie you had me.

Girl, I was it look past the sweat
A better love deserving of
Exchanging body heat in the passenger seat?
No no no you know it will always just be me...





i wish i was so confident.
 
     

(2 Wishes | for wings that work)

 
i aint sayin she a gold digga...   
02:47pm 03/09/2005
 

Kanye West owned the Red Cross telethon by saying, "George Bush doesn't care about black people."
if you haven't seen it yet... click on this link - http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2678975 ... and then watch the video till the very end.
 
     

(3 Wishes | for wings that work)

 
breaking news:   
10:39pm 02/09/2005
  this is the only Dude Bro we get along with:
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he's still got his balls. and man, does he have some balls.
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we bathed the shit outta him.
 
     

(6 Wishes | for wings that work)

 
THIS JUST IN:   
09:09pm 02/09/2005
  we just became the owners of the sweetest dog ever. his name is Dude Bro. he'll beat your dog up.  
     

(7 Wishes | for wings that work)

 
something has to change...   
08:38pm 28/08/2005
 
mood: uncomfortable
music: shakira performing on the vma's
when did i turn 40?

I scoff at the rediculous antics, that are the VMAs. (although, MC Hammer even brought a smile to my face)
I prepare my own meals for the economic and health benefits of doing so.
I get in bed before midnight on the weekends, because I don't want to heavily disturb my routine of waking up early during the week.
The lady at Dunkin Donuts knows exactly how I take my coffee, and the gentleman at 7-11 has an Orlando Sentinel waiting at the counter for me when I approach to pay.

Wake me up.
 
     

(6 Wishes | for wings that work)

 
If I wasn't a disappointment... I wouldn't be anything at all.   
07:42pm 24/08/2005
 
music: the junior varsity


the end.
 
     

(4 Wishes | for wings that work)

 
Everybody's doing it!   
05:55pm 19/08/2005
 
mood: i still hate life.
music: thrice.
1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
my answers )
 
     

(6 Wishes | for wings that work)

 
please don't shoot the piano player, he's doing the best he can.   
09:05pm 16/08/2005
 
mood: depressed
music: bright eyes and typing fingers in the background
I'm gonna start taking piano lessons again. I begin tomorrow at 6:30. It's been like... 7 or 8 years since my last lesson. This should be interesting.

anything to occupy this broken mind.
 
     

(10 Wishes | for wings that work)

 
a post for the hearts still beating...   
05:48pm 08/08/2005
 
mood: rock bottom.
music: keane
i hate my job. i hate more than my job. i hate my life. in its current state. i hate who/what i've become. i hate the swamp. no. that doesn't even remotely do it justice. hate doesn't even approach the undying contempt i hold against that god-aweful vile terrain. i hate that for once i feel like i know where i want to be. and i despise that i don't have the slightest idea how to get there. (and i guarantee there is no swamp on the way.) i'm miserable. i said it. i don't want to be depressed again. i've wasted so much of my life, hating my life. i don't want this again.

i've developed quite the dependence on the few things that keep me sane. which, ironically, makes me feel more like i'm losing it.

i'd give everything for anything to feel right.
 
     

(16 Wishes | for wings that work)

 
the truth is...   
04:05am 07/08/2005
  You are the dream.
I am the dreamer.
 
     

(4 Wishes | for wings that work)

 
STOLEN:   
06:47pm 28/07/2005
 
mood: exhausted
music: straylight run
back to being a zombie. love it or leave it.

... but its good to know i still have a sense of humor:

the Wit
(60% dark, 30% spontaneous, 16% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK




You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.



Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm
talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.



PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais



My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 67% on dark
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 7% on spontaneous
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 11% on vulgar
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid
 
     

(3 Wishes | for wings that work)

 
   
11:51pm 20/07/2005
 
mood: nightmares
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.
 
     

(5 Wishes | for wings that work)

 
true story.   
06:37am 20/07/2005
  one time i closed my eyes in the shower and faced the water. in a matter of what couldn't have been more than 30 seconds, i was so consumed by a rush of overwhelming thoughts (albeit they were pointless and laden with anxiety) that when i opened my eyes i had to remind myself where i was.  
     

(6 Wishes | for wings that work)

 
today's match-up:   
10:19am 09/07/2005
 
mood: frustrated
Wayne - 0
Wayne's uncanny ability to fuck up anything good that comes his way - 6

I'd rather cry to lifeless heirlooms than assume somebody cares...
 
     

(7 Wishes | for wings that work)

 
New Orleans... it's not just new, it's improved.   
12:44am 07/07/2005
 
mood: relaxed
music: jazz is so calming
New Orleans is awesome. The drive here was exhausting and long, but Ben and I made the best of it. So far we've been to a restaurant called Cooter Brown's, a clothing store called the Funky Monkey, and we've drank Olde English from a can. I can't complain. The tropical storm came last night and caused some trouble. It knocked down some trees, caused some power outtages. Nothing drastic. I think tomorrow we're gonna check out the Aquarium. Voodoo shops are creepy. VERY creepy. and the cemetaries here are even creepier. Beads hang from the trees year round... so I lifted up my shirt for the heck of it. Trolly cars are love. and the Mississippi River is gross. Tonight we went to a jazz club called Snug Harbor and watched Jason Marsallis play. It was incredible. I'll be home soon. Leave a light on.

stay beautiful,
waynetothelimit
 
     

(1 Wish | for wings that work)

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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