What its like to be undone:

Miss Independent... Miss if you want to use that line you better not start

2006-02-16T01:46:08Z

World... meet Kelly Clarkson.

... we're in love.

tequila is a terrible thing...

2005-10-27T19:05:13Z

i was never gonna post in this thing again...
but this is too good to let pass... this is what i came home to last night:

oh ben homola!

wayneface @ 2005-10-06T01:53:00

2005-10-06T05:53:36Z

fuck this thing. hang yourself.

edit: A CALL TO ACTION!!!

2005-09-30T01:52:38Z

PLEASE HELP ME AND ADD THIS BANNER TO YOUR MYSPACE PROFILES. leave a comment and i'll send you the code. as soon as i get the first pressing of shirts in, I'll have someone model them and get pictures up on the myspace page and let you know how you can get your hands on them until the online store goes up. fall in love. stay in love.

wayne o'clock

somewhere between a fashion statement and falling in love...

2005-09-26T06:29:24Z

THREE O'CLOCK CLOTHING CO. is coming...

i have nothing of my own to say...

2005-09-26T00:12:44Z

Well Is it still me that makes you sweat?
Am I who you think about in bed?
When the lights are dim and your hands are shaking as you're sliding off your dress?
Well Then think of what you did.
And how I hope to God he was worth it.
When the lights are dim and your heart is racing as your fingers touch your skin.

I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch...a better fuck
Than any boy you'll ever meet.
Sweetie you had me.

Girl, I was it look past the sweat
A better love deserving of
Exchanging body heat in the passenger seat?
No no no you know it will always just be me...

i wish i was so confident.

i aint sayin she a gold digga...

2005-09-03T18:58:24Z

Kanye West owned the Red Cross telethon by saying, "George Bush doesn't care about black people."
if you haven't seen it yet... click on this link - http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2678975 ... and then watch the video till the very end.

breaking news:

2005-09-03T02:41:07Z

this is the only Dude Bro we get along with:

he's still got his balls. and man, does he have some balls.

we bathed the shit outta him.

THIS JUST IN:

2005-09-03T01:09:54Z

we just became the owners of the sweetest dog ever. his name is Dude Bro. he'll beat your dog up.

something has to change...

2005-08-29T00:53:09Z

when did i turn 40?

I scoff at the rediculous antics, that are the VMAs. (although, MC Hammer even brought a smile to my face)
I prepare my own meals for the economic and health benefits of doing so.
I get in bed before midnight on the weekends, because I don't want to heavily disturb my routine of waking up early during the week.
The lady at Dunkin Donuts knows exactly how I take my coffee, and the gentleman at 7-11 has an Orlando Sentinel waiting at the counter for me when I approach to pay.

Wake me up.

If I wasn't a disappointment... I wouldn't be anything at all.

2005-08-24T23:47:13Z

the end.

Everybody's doing it!

2005-08-19T21:56:48Z

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.

1.~How did you meet holy__smokes? i guess we sort of met at an against me! show.
2.~What would you do if you had never met iloveicecream? not played twister.
3.~What do you honestly think of __agnosia? she makes me look not-so-ugly in pictures. and for this, i love her.
4.~Would or did michaelclass and xdamnedx go out? i don't think so.
5.~Have you ever liked bedroomdancer? i am in love with bedroomdancer. bedroomdancer and i are to be wed.
6.~If hollieful died tomorrow, what is one thing that you would need him/her to know? i am the werewolf.
7.~Would thisnamesucks and dist0rtedimage make a good couple? hmmm. maybe.
8.~Describe evilp0ptart in 3 words: travis. pirate bar.
9.~Do you think wayneface is hot? fuck no.
10.~Would hollieful and caharsiveen make a lovely couple? YES
11.~What do you think of when you see xdamnedx? that night in ihop, when ryan doyle was drunk and putting his menu up between himself and that blonde girl.
12.~Tell me something humiliating about dist0rtedimage: hahaha. i can't do it.
13.~Do you know any of juiceplus's family members? yeah man. once her brother told me to hurry up while i was peeing in the bathroom.
14.~What's alayrustikay's favorite color? i think i asked this once. but never received an answer. maybe yellow.
15.~On a scale of 1-10 how cute is drawingmaps? 11 1/2.
16.~What would you do if bicycle__race just professed their undying love for you? assume she had the wrong person.
17.~What language does michaelclass speak? mike jones.
18.~Who is _destros_secret going out with? gutter.
19.~Is __hudson a boy or a girl? my wifey.
20.~Would croatianstyle and bicycle__race make a good couple? actually, yeah.
21.~Who do you think lunchboxz would be great with from this list? me.
22.~When was the last time you talked to wayneface? fuck that kid.
23.~What is bedroomdancer's favorite band? new found glory brah.
24.~Does thisnamesucks have any siblings? i'm not sure.
25.~Would you ever date juiceplus? you mean sg moonshadow?
26.~Would you ever date evilp0ptart? off limits.
27.~Is lunchboxz single? i think so.
28.~What is alayrustikay's last name? vangryffindor.
29.~What is croatianstyle's middle name? carlos.
30~What is __agnosia's fantasy? probably something with a camera. or maybe just not to have swamp pits.
31.~Where does __hudson live? the west village.
32.~Would you make out with holy__smokes? i think i'd get beat up for that.
33.~Are iloveicecream and juiceplus best friends? no.
34.~Does evilp0ptart like alayrustikay? i don't know.
35.~How did you meet croatianstyle? when i watched crimson fetch (at the time) play with paulson.
36.~Is wayneface older than you? who cares. he's a dick.
37.~Is caharsiveen the sexiest person alive? x100.

please don't shoot the piano player, he's doing the best he can.

2005-08-17T01:28:35Z

I'm gonna start taking piano lessons again. I begin tomorrow at 6:30. It's been like... 7 or 8 years since my last lesson. This should be interesting.

anything to occupy this broken mind.

a post for the hearts still beating...

2005-08-08T22:11:16Z

i hate my job. i hate more than my job. i hate my life. in its current state. i hate who/what i've become. i hate the swamp. no. that doesn't even remotely do it justice. hate doesn't even approach the undying contempt i hold against that god-aweful vile terrain. i hate that for once i feel like i know where i want to be. and i despise that i don't have the slightest idea how to get there. (and i guarantee there is no swamp on the way.) i'm miserable. i said it. i don't want to be depressed again. i've wasted so much of my life, hating my life. i don't want this again.

i've developed quite the dependence on the few things that keep me sane. which, ironically, makes me feel more like i'm losing it.

i'd give everything for anything to feel right.

the truth is...

2005-08-07T08:05:49Z

You are the dream.
I am the dreamer.

STOLEN:

2005-07-28T22:50:54Z

back to being a zombie. love it or leave it.

... but its good to know i still have a sense of humor:

the Wit
(60% dark, 30% spontaneous, 16% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm
talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 67% on dark
You scored higher than 7% on spontaneous
You scored higher than 11% on vulgar

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

wayneface @ 2005-07-20T23:51:00

2005-07-21T03:52:03Z

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.

true story.

2005-07-20T10:48:37Z

one time i closed my eyes in the shower and faced the water. in a matter of what couldn't have been more than 30 seconds, i was so consumed by a rush of overwhelming thoughts (albeit they were pointless and laden with anxiety) that when i opened my eyes i had to remind myself where i was.

today's match-up:

2005-07-09T14:32:26Z

Wayne - 0
Wayne's uncanny ability to fuck up anything good that comes his way - 6

I'd rather cry to lifeless heirlooms than assume somebody cares...

New Orleans... it's not just new, it's improved.

2005-07-07T05:56:42Z

New Orleans is awesome. The drive here was exhausting and long, but Ben and I made the best of it. So far we've been to a restaurant called Cooter Brown's, a clothing store called the Funky Monkey, and we've drank Olde English from a can. I can't complain. The tropical storm came last night and caused some trouble. It knocked down some trees, caused some power outtages. Nothing drastic. I think tomorrow we're gonna check out the Aquarium. Voodoo shops are creepy. VERY creepy. and the cemetaries here are even creepier. Beads hang from the trees year round... so I lifted up my shirt for the heck of it. Trolly cars are love. and the Mississippi River is gross. Tonight we went to a jazz club called Snug Harbor and watched Jason Marsallis play. It was incredible. I'll be home soon. Leave a light on.

stay beautiful,
waynetothelimit

sleepless nights are a second nature.

2005-07-04T06:03:19Z

or maybe a first.

In case you were wondering...

2005-07-02T02:47:14Z

this is the part where I get nervous.

Leave a comment with the caption you would give this picture.

the company, the comfort, the grave

2005-06-28T06:22:56Z

I'm still alive. I'm still breathing. My room is a mess. There are clothes all over the floor everywhere. I'm not sure which stuff is clean and which is dirty anymore... so I'm just going to have to wash all of it. I've yet to completely unpack from my trip to South Florida/New York.

This weekend was fun. 2 going-away parties at the mansion, meeting new people, Gym Class Heroes show, Tiger Woods Golf '05... which Ben and I are addicted to... and may or may not lead to the demise of our friendship haha.

I have so many things on my mind right now. It's like I have all these things I want to do... but I feel stuck. It's like a bad dream... where you can see something at the end of a hallway that you really want... but as hard as you try you can't get there. You keep falling over yourself and it feels like whatever was at the end of that hall keeps getting farther away like some unattainable prize. Or maybe I'm the only one who's had that dream. Maybe I'm the only one who didn't see through you. or maybe its time to start facing the truth. I still can't sleep without the television on. I still can't get past the 3rd line of the letter. and I still can't forget the names you gave my tattoos no matter how hard I try. Silence reminds me of how lonely I am (going to be). This is making less sense with every word. There's a fine line between trying to forget and and wanting something new to remember.

... but you'll never know what you can find in the eyes of a stranger.

in fear and faith,
wayne

Sidekick pictures for now...

2005-06-20T17:51:40Z

Diddy runs this city...

2005-06-18T15:45:53Z

I'm in New York. This was the surprise I spoke of in my last entry. Kira and I woke up at some ungodly hour yesterday and hopped on a plane and now we're in New York and it is SUPER FUN TIMES. We got in at like 10ish and Kim met us at the airport and we rode the metro into the city and then dropped our bags off so we could go do all the cheesy touristy stuff. Touched the Wall Street bull's testicles, saw the Empire State building, ground zero, all that stuff. I got a Louis Vuitton wallet in battery park for $5. Last night we went uptown and drank very expensive beer on the 35th floor of some swanky hotel that looked over Central Park. Unbelievable view. After that we went into Time Square and I was completely overwhelmed. It's unreal. Then we caught up with Brian and we went and to a sushi joint called Koi. Brian and I drank in EXTREME excess and the rest of the night is somewhat of a blur. A cab ride with a guy who digs "butch queens", thinking we ended up at a gay bar, unfortunately no karaoke...

I wish TRL was not in Las Vegas because I wanted to go to it with a sign that said "you can't spell TRL without Carson".

Forgot the Technocolor Camera yesterday. So I'll have to make up for it today.

Pictures are forthcoming...

Brian - I owe you one... or 20938432

yours,
Wayne